Many moons ago “25 Things” was going around Facebook.
Someone made a list of 25 random facts about himself and then passed it on to
others who were to read and do the same. I don’t remember if I ever did it. . .
but due to the fact that my blogs have been quite heavy in nature the
past—always—I figured it may do us all some good to make a ridiculously random
list of facts:
1.
I am obsessed with plaid flannel shirts. If you are ever unsure what to get me
for any birthday, holiday, peace offering, etc., you absolutely cannot go wrong
with a plaid flannel shirt. My friend Carrie says this is disturbing, and also
believes it is my deep rooted longing to wed a ‘country boy.’
2.
I am incapable of passing up a pile of
leaves, no matter how small, with out running through them or jumping in them.
This often times makes for awkward moments—especially when I am walking down
Main Street with two nearly strangers having casual conversation and suddenly
veer off the beaten path to crunch the leaves.
3.
I have never broken a bone in my body. Knock on wood, of course. I think
Tomlinsons must just have incredibly strong bones, because now that I think
about it I don’t think any of my siblings have broken a single bone in their
body either.
4.
The coolest thing I’ve ever done in my life
is swim alongside a 100-year-old sea turtle in the coral reefs of Malaysia. I
felt like I was on the set of Finding Nemo during my entire snorkeling
excursion. IN-credible.
5.
I have seen the movie ELF over 100 times. By
over 100, I mean I have very likely seen it a thousand times, but that sounds
slightly unbelievable, so I go with 100. When I was in college, I would stay up
until 3 or 4a.m. almost every night ‘studying.’ I hated being the only one
awake in the apartment as it got lonely,
so to provide background noise I played ELF on repeat throughout the night. . .
every night. . . from October 1- January 1. These three months have
affectionately become known as “Elf Season” by all who partook in such college
madness.
6.
Every year, I cut down a small ‘Christmas’
tree on the side of the highway, or anywhere I can find one. I’m not
entirely sure this is legal, but nonetheless it is a tradition. One year we
accidentally cut down an entirely dead spruce tree. We got it home and upon
realizing it was brown, I purchased a can of ‘pine’ colored spray paint and
proceeded to paint my Christmas tree. It looked marvelous, in the end. We also
had insanely painful spruce splinters for the remainder of the year as they
became ingrained in our apartment carpet permanately.
7.
I once ate a fish eyeball while in Uganda,
East Africa. It was really awful. I also ate roasted grasshoppers but
those were actually quite tasty. The
most disgusting thing I have eaten in my entire life was cow intestine. I do
not recommend it. Ever.
8.
The most beautiful place I’ve ever seen is
the farmlands and surrounding mountains of Lewisburg & Mifflinburg,
Pennsylvania. I have been more than a few places in my lifetime. Some
exotic, some mountainous, some beach, some jungle, some forest. . . But I think
what made PA so beautiful was that it was unexpected. I was there for a funeral
and I was all kinds of broken. Not only that, but after recently returning from
Thailand and India I just didn’t expect anything to be as beautiful. But it is.
It is right here in my America. And I am grateful for that.
9.
I hate scary movies with a firey passion. ALL
scary movies. Even barely scary movies. HATE them.
10.
My freshman year of college I play
intramural football on a team called the ‘Nosepickers.’ We were not
very good. The following three years I played on a team called the
‘Wonderwomen.’ We were WONDERful.
11.
I love country music. And yes, I am
ashamed.
12.
I have
a severe phobia of moths. Snakes? No problem. Spiders? Piece of cake.
Cocroaches!?!? Fine with me. Moths? No-please. Not ever. Not even tiny
ones. I could tell you a really
ridiculous story involving myself, an ATM, a moth the size of a sparrow, shrill
screaming, forgetting my car was in drive, smashing my car door on the ATM
poll, dollar bills flying everywhere, and my car coasting through the parking
lot while I flail violently trying to get the bird-moth out of my car. . . But
I won’t bore you with the details. . .
Also, I once did not shower for three days because there was a moth the
size of my thumbnail in the shower curtain and I was too terrified to get it
out and knew it would attack me while I showered.
13.
Stargazing is my absolute favorite thing to
do in life.
14.
I cannot avoid puddles. Whether in
my car, on a bike, or most especially on foot, if I see a puddle I absolutely
must go through it. This causes a great deal of anxiety for my friends who
happen to be mothers. They are not pleased with me at all when their children
decide to follow my lead.
15.
If I could play any instrument perfectly, I
would play the violin. I
think stringed instruments are fantastic. I sometimes wish my dear mother would
have forced violin upon us rather than piano. But, I am grateful for the piano
talent/knowledge she did give me.
16.
When I was young, I used to pretend my
bicycle was a horse. Really. I went as far as to tie a rope around it’s
‘neck.’ And name it. And feed it. And lead it along. And of course I wore cowboy boots and cowboy hat while I did all of
this. I was an odd child. (Weren’t we all. . . ) And also one that wanted,
since five years of age, to live in the country, but instead was raised in the
suffocating suburbs of St. Louis.
17.
My brother shot me with a BB gun in the leg
when I was ten. His immediate
response, as any protective older brother’s would be, was, “Don’t tell Dad.”
18.
I believe in Santa Claus. I’m not
kidding. I leave cookies and milk.
19.
From kindergarten thru twelfth grade I was
the Teacher’s Pet every single year. Then
college happened. And so did a 2.4 GPA. Go figure.
20.
I am INSANELY good on a pogo stick. I
can do it with no hands, holding a plate, eating dinner, for minutes and
minutes on end. I sometimes brag about this but no one believes me and there’s
no way to prove it because let’s be honest, who has owned a pogo stick since. .
. never.
21.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
22.
My sisters are my very best friends.
23.
The first time I ever got pulled over, I was
sixteen and, according to the cop, was doing not one but six illegal things. Expired
plates. Lack of brake lights. No seatbelt. No blinker. Speeding. Rolled a stop
sign. I have been pulled over more than 25 times since then. Way more. I just
quit counting after 25 because it became really depressing.
24.
My three favorite birthdays of all time were
my 10th, my sixteenth, and my 25th. My tenth
birthday was a surprise party. My sweet sixteen was just freaking awesome.
(Thanks, Mom & Dad) and my 25th was spent in Uganda, East Africa
with my travel partner in action Stacie and the 42 orphans of Abba Home
orphanage.
25.
Ask away. . .
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